The Ballad of Stevie Armstrong, by The Banoonoo Kazoo

The Ballad of Stevie Armstrong

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	1.	The Ballad of Stevie Armstrong 02:22	lyrics	buy track
	This is the tale of ol' Stevie Armstrong The boy from down in the swamp One hell of a harmonica player That boy sure knew how to romp Once after a hard day at work He was fixin' for a snack Made himself a bowl of grits When dogs fit to be tied attack Ol' Armstrong put up one hell of a fight Got in a few good blows But those dogs tore off one of his arms N' ate the whole goddamn bowl Armstrong looked on as they ran off down the road Took it as a new beginning, a new story to be told This is the tale of ol' stevie one-arm The man who was attacked by dogs Despite that boy only havin one arm He decided he should push on Got hi'self a job down at the general store There he met a pretty gal Her name was.... ....... ..... ....... Katherine Now about six months had passed N', he was fine, doin' fine Everything was going swell That is until the day he broke her heart And that old girl tried sendin' that boy straight to hell She hacked n' slashed n swungeth at him But most of her blows missed He got away with most his parts But just one arm less So whats ol stevie no-arms up to now you ask? Well the sheriff told me what he knows He robbed each and every bank in town, But no one really knows They say he has arms of steel Some say gattling guns But all that we know for sure Is old stevie, hes on the run

released May 27, 2015

Captain Crook Records Eugene, Oregon

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